All The Shells I Picked Up At The Beach

they were so pretty.

i only picked up 

the very

shiniest.

like a bird that likes to eat shiny things

or my dog.

my dog also likes to eat shiny things.

sometimes i like to eat shiny things, too.

i think that's what advanced academic placement really is.

they dress it up like we're really smart,

but i suspect that it's actually

for special kids 

who try to eat shiny things

like me.

RAWR