Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Perfect Phone Case


ms susy had a turtle
she named it tiny tim
she put it in the bathtub
to see if it could swim
it drank up all the water
it ate up all the soap.
it couldn't eat the razors
cuz of the bubble in his throat!
ms susy called the doctor
ms susy called the nurse
ms susy called the lady with the alligator purse.
in came the doctor
in came the nurse
in came the lady with the alligator purse
"i'll fix him" said the doctor
as did the nurse
followed by the lady with the alligator purse
out went the doctor
out went the nurse
but where's the lady with the alligator purse?
she's in the bathtub
shaving her pits

RAWR

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