My New Favorite Band

thought I was lookin' good

so I cycled 'cross the neighborhood

was invited by a skinny girl

into her high class world

left my bicycle under the stairs

laid my coat across the kosher chairs

made my way across the crowded room

i had nothing to lose

my reception wasn't very keen

so turning on a friendly grin

stood on the table with my glass of gin

and came straight to the point

 i was glad to come

i'll be sad to go

so while I'm here

i'll have me a real good time

i was glad to come

i'll be sad to go

so while I'm here

i'll have me a real good time

dancing madly round the room, yeah

singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

was escorted by a friendly slag

'round the bedroom and back

wandered across the door

missed my step and I fell on the floor

said one word and I was asked to leave

kinda' wish I was dead

i was glad to come

and I'll be so sad to go

but while I was here

i had me a real good time

the skinny girl made it clear

that she only came here for the beer

that's a fact, oh, yeah

the vicar, he simply reeked of gin

on my way home

i happened to fall off my bicycle

good party

i was glad to come

but I was also glad to get home

copied from metro-lyrics

RAWR